英语戏剧剧本适合8人演
英语戏剧剧本适合8人演本文简介:PositionorFriendBCDE在食堂吃饭,CD坐在对方对面的位置,E在D的旁边,在聊今天的食物,聊的很欢,A端着一瓶饮料兴奋走过来A:Hello,buddies.rememberwhenwearetryingtofigureoutwhatthatsmellcomingfromprofess
英语戏剧剧本适合8人演本文内容:
Position
or
Friend
BCDE在食堂吃饭,CD坐在对方对面的位置,E在D的旁边,在聊今天的食物,聊的很欢,A端着一瓶饮料兴奋走过来
A:Hello,buddies.remember
when
we
are
trying
to
figure
out
what
that
smell
coming
from
professor
tom’s
office
was
?
B:yeah?
A:it
turns
out
it
was
professor
tom.dead
at
his
desk
for
two
weeks.just
like
the
student
in
南昌航空大学
B:oh
my
god
.
C:that
is
terrible.
A:the
department
is
asking
that
everyone
donate
a
bottle
of
deodorant
instead
of
flowers
.
D:if
we
are
going
to
chang
the
topic
from
the
food,i
will
be
okay
with
my
new
haircut
or
how
great
a
film
the
iron
man
is
.
B:show
a
little
compassion
.a
man
died
.
A:and
turned
into
a
puddle
of
goo.now
we
can
either
sit
around
and
cry
over
professor
tom
orwe
can
rejoice
in
the
knowledge
that
a
tenured
position
has
just
opened
up
.i
choose
to
do
the
latter.
D
excuse
me
.the
whole
tenure
system
is
ridiculous
.a
guaranteed
job
for
life
only
encourages
the
stuff
to
be
lazy
.if
we
want
science
to
advance,people
should
have
chips
implanted
in
their
brains
that
explode
when
they
say
sth
stupid
.
E:well,i
believe
people
do
their
best
work
when
they
feel
safe
and
secure.
D把手放在E脑袋上演示炸弹爆炸的情形,并发出声音。
A
if
you
want
to
find
me,you
will
find
me
in
the
office
of
the
tenure
committee.
A愉快走开,其余四人继续聊天
B
are
you
all
going
to
kiss
the
committee’s
ass
to
get
the
position.you
know
i
am
not
qualified
so
i
do
not
need
to
consider
it
.
C
no
.i
mean
i
will
apply,but
i
am
not
gonna
to
play
politics.
E
yeah,me
neither
.it
should
be
about
the
work,and
if
i
cannot
get
the
tenure,i’d
like
to
see
you
or
D
get
it
.
D:E,do
not
give
B
false
hope
in
front
of
B
like
that,you
will
make
him
sad
.
C
excuse
me,but
i
think
i
am
just
am
qualified
as
you
are
.
D在C面前乱舞,仿佛要打他,C用眼神鄙视他
当晚,他们各自各别人说起这个事情
F是C的朋友,G是D的朋友,而E则是和B说起
F:so
tenured
means
a
job
for
life
?
Cyes
Fand
they
cannot
fire
you
even
you
even
if
you
are
bad
at
it
?
C
mm,yes
F
so
who
do
you
have
to
bribe
to
get
the
perfect
job?
Ci
am
not
gonna
bribe
anyone
.i
will
let
my
job
speak
for
itself
.
Fthat
is
great
.that
shows
a
lot
of
integrity.
Cthank
you
先笑再变脸i
am
a
naive
idiot,right
?
F
oh,good,you
finally
get
back
to
normal
.
D
al-through
i
disagree
with
the
tenure
system,if
they
gave
it
to
me,it
wouldn’t
influence
my
excellent
attitude
toward
my
work
.you
know
i
am
like
the
sun
.
I
just
cannot
stop
my
bright
brain
working
.
G
are
C
and
E
are
also
competing
for
it
as
well
?
Dyes
Gdo
they
know
they
do
not
have
a
chance
at
all
?because
you
are
so
great
.
D
you
can
always
find
the
fact
.that
is
why
i
like
you
so
much
.
Gbut
if
you
do
want
to
get
the
job,maybe
you
should
cozy
up
to
the
people
making
the
decision.
D
genius
does
not
do
“cozy”.
G
okay
D
but
i
suppose
it
wouldn’t
hurt
to
know
who
is
on
the
committee.let’s
see.oh,it
is
H
.oh
dear
.
E和C边喝酒边说,有点微醉
E:
it
would
be
nice
to
have
the
increased
income
.you
know
i
am
bad
at
reducing
my
expense
.with
the
money,i
can
stop
asking
for
money
from
my
parents
.
You
have
no
idea
how
bad
it
is
to
get
money
from
parents
at
such
an
age
.
B
yes,i
understand
you
.
E
no,you
donot,i
just
want
them
to
be
a
little
proud
of
me,just
once,带点哭腔
第二天,公园H在打太极,打的很认真
D:hey
H,what
a
coincidence
.you
play
taiji
too?
H
yeah,it
is
just
a
hobby
。
事实上D不会,在那乱打,还总是打到H,H无语,离开准备去吃早餐,这时A出现了,拿着面包,D愤然离开A朝着D的背影说
A
hey,H,i
heard
you
liked
to
eat
this
kind
of
bread,i
just
bought
some,how
about
eating
together
.guy,i
am
sorry,i
did
not
bring
yours
.
H
thank
you
for
your
breakfast
.
H去办公室,发现C在门口等,手里拿着很多东西
C
good
morning,H,i
heard
you
like
to
eat
food
produced
in
countryside
.my
mother
sent
one
to
me
and
i
think
you
need
it
more
than
i
do
.
H摇头oh,thankyou
but
i
think
it
is
not
proper
.
C
oh
please
accept
it
.
H
well,i
accept
it,but
do
not
do
it
next
time
C
ok,goodbye
.have
a
nice
day
H进入办公室,发现里面已经站了个C,手里拿着一盆仙人掌cactus
H
oh
god,what
are
you
doing
here
?how
did
you
get
in
?
C
i
just
found
your
window
was
not
closed
and
here
i
am
.and
i
am
here
to
give
you
a
surprise
.
Isn’t
it?
H
yeah,you
did
surprise
me
无奈的
C
i
know
you
have
to
use
computer
everyday,so
i
bought
this
for
you,it
is
said
it
helps
prevent
radiation
.
H
okay,will
you
stop
doing
this
if
i
accept
it
C
if
you
like
中午吃饭,BCDE重聚
B:i
heard
professor
tom’s
funeral
will
be
held
tomorrow,will
you
come
?
D
oh,i
already
have
an
appointment
.
C
i
have
to
go
shopping
for
some
new
clothes
E
my
sister
is
coming,i
have
to
pick
her
up.
Bare
you
sure,because
i
heard
that
H
will
be
there
其余三人惊到,一口同声说,are
you
sure
?
葬礼现场
D带着他朋友G先到,这时E和B出现
E
D,what
are
you
doing
here
?should
not
you
be
on
an
appointment
?
D:i
am
having
my
appointment
here,what
about
you?Where
is
your
sister?
C突然带着F出现
C
well
well
well,fancy
meeting
you
here
.i
guess
this
is
really
a
good
place
for
appointment
and
it
even
turned
B
into
E’s
sister
D
but
you
said
you
are
not
going
to
come
either
G突然插话
G
i
wonder
why
F
is
here
F
i
am
here
to
support
my
man
just
like
you
D
what
are
you
going
to
do
?
C笑了,回过头来对着F说
do
it
F把外套拉链一打开,像致青春的郑微一样把胸部一提
其他人看的表情无语无奈憎恨,某些男士眼睛乱瞟
D
that
is
really
obscene
C
i
felt
the
smell
of
sour
grape,if
you
also
get
some,then
shoe
it
off
平胸G气死
G
you
are
wasting
your
time
.D
is
the
the
most
qualified
for
the
job,nothing
is
gonna
change
that
E看不下去
E
you
should
all
be
ashamed
of
yourself
.using
women
to
advance
your
career
D
at
least
we
have
girlfriends
to
use
.look
at
yourself,have
you
got
anyone
to
love
?You
little
baby
B
you
do
what
you
want
.but
i
donot
want
you
to
lose
friends
because
of
tenure
.friends
are
forever
.
沉默一阵后
C
i
am
gonna
go
home
and
let
my
work
speak
for
itself
E
you
are
right,i
am
going
with
you
C
how
about
you,D?
D
向着G
D
what
do
you
think
i
should
do
?
G
well,you
will
always
be
successful
in
your
career,but
i
seriously
question
whether
you
will
make
more
friends
D想了一下
D
i
do
not
want
anymore,let’s
go
众人准备离开,这是A陪着H走过来了,两人在聊天,直接忽视他们的存在,他们看的火冒三丈,A
最后还不忘朝着他们做鬼脸
C
no,we
can
not
lose
to
that
guy
E
yeah,let’s
give
him
some
color
to
see
see
Dwait
for
me,we
are
coming
too