1、你是不是三鹿喝多了？

2、再坚强，咱也是女人。

3、少时瞎透，老了咳嗽。

4、无理取闹，必有所图。

5、太理智的，那不叫青春。

6、忍无可忍，就重新再忍。

7、一时的冲动，子孙的危机。

8、丈夫非无泪，不洒离别间。

9、三个臭皮匠，臭死诸葛亮。

10、不要迷恋妹，妹怕哥犯罪！

11、人生路难走。交友别交狗！

12、你给我滚，马不停蹄的滚。

13、你若撒野今生我把酒奉陪。

14、做气质男人，泡品味娘们。

15、努力寻找属于自己的道路。

16、同心而离居，忧伤以终老。

17、名花虽有主、我来松松土。

18、少壮不努力。老大写作业。

19、年少太轻狂，尼姑也疯狂。

20、必修课选逃，选修课必逃。

21、想让我低头，那你跪下吧！

22、我不恨你，但我恨我爱你。

23、我只为人民币服务，谢谢。

24、散场的拥抱，混乱的心跳。

25、没有行李，我一个人旅游。

26、没经历过，才笑别人的疤。

27、玩心计，你不是我的对手！

28、生活就是生出来，活下去。

29、看透别说透、继续做朋友。

30、眼泪流过会不会变成彩虹。

31、社会路难走，有人也有狗。

32、累了就睡觉，醒了就微笑。

33、花有百样红，人与狗不同。

34、让未来到来，让过去过去。

35、一见钟情，再而衰，三而竭。

36、上班的心情比上坟还要沉重。

37、不要迷恋姐，你姐夫有点野！

38、与其逃避现实不如笑对人生。

39、人本是人，不必刻意去做人。

40、你的微笑，温暖了整个冬季。

41、你站在那别动，我飞奔过去！

42、别说我变了，全都拜你所赐。

43、后悔就别做、做了就别后悔。

44、哥如果挂勒、请给哥烧个姐。

45、姐属于国有财产，绝不贱卖。

46、实力造就经典，者绝非偶然。

47、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。

48、我不信命，我只信双手去打。

49、我很丑可是我有音乐和啤酒。

50、我热情有限，你把握好时间。

51、我的世界，我一个人懂就好。

52、我要给你幸福，谁都拦不住！

53、我赢了所有人，却输掉了你。

54、百度搜不到你，只好进搜狗！

55、相逢，不是恨晚，便是恨早。

56、结婚生子，注定自己是傻子。

57、若只是喜欢，何必夸张成爱。

58、请允许我把我们相忘于江湖。

59、谁是谁老公？都临时工！

60、跟我拽，你先去买副棺材吧！

61、蹲在厕所里，想着500万。

62、鸟在笼中，恨关羽不能张飞。

63、你过来一下子，我怀念一辈子。

64、只想优雅转身，不料华丽撞墙！

65、只要有信心，人永远不会挫败。

66、哗众，可以取宠，也可以失宠。

67、就不要放弃，放弃就不要反悔。

68、我们的宗旨是：为人民币服务。

69、我和脂肪作斗争，差点没牺牲。

70、时间改变了我们，告别了单纯。

71、没有你，俺活得比任何人都好。

72、愿成大成绩优异的学生，文理全不怕。

73、Life is born, live.

74、Are you sanlu drink many?

75、I win all, but I lost you.

76、Unreasonable, will figure.

77、Our aim is: service for RMB.

78、You roll to me, on the roll.

79、Trying to find their own path.

80、Will tears flow into a rainbow.

81、Do men temperament, taste bitch.

82、Strong again, the za is a woman.

83、The last straw, to endure again.

84、With me, you go to buy a coffin!

85、No luggage, I a person to travel.

86、When she was blind and old cough.

87、I just for the service, thank you.

88、My world, I know a person's good.

89、Sorry don't do, don't regret it.

90、Your smile, warm the whole winter.

91、From the concentric, sorrow to die.

92、Meet, not hate late, early is hate.

93、Tired to sleep, wake up just smile.

94、Go to work than a grave heavy heart.

95、Power make classics, is no accident.

96、Young too frivolous, nun also crazy.

97、If just like, why hyperbole into love.

98、I will give you happiness, no one stop!

99、Surely embrace, chaos of the heartbeat.

100、Don't say I changed, all thanks to you.

101、I don't hate you, but I hate I love you.

102、I struggle with fat, almost no sacrifice.

103、I'm very ugly but I have music and beer.

104、Not experienced, to laugh at others scar.

105、Too rational, it's not called the youth.

106、Want to let me down, that you kneel down!

107、Let the future arrival, let the past pass.

108、Play calculation, you are not my opponent!

109、You stand on that don't move, I ran past!

110、A bird in the cage, hate guan yu zhang fei.

111、Without you, I live better than anyone else.

112、You come all of a sudden, I miss a lifetime.

113、Just want to elegant turned, and ornate wall!

114、Marry and have children, to oneself is a fool.

115、If you run on in this life I company with wine.

116、My passion is limited, you grasp the good time.

117、See through don't say, continue to be friends.

118、Baidu search less than you, so we have to sogou!

119、Famous flowers are the main, I come loose earth.

120、Time has changed us, said goodbye to the simple.

121、Husband not no more tears, no separation between.

122、Social road difficult to walk, someone has a dog.

123、Rather than escape from reality smile to the life.

124、Squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million.

125、They don't work hard. Eldest brother do homework.

126、Brother if le, burn a brother elder sister, please.

127、Two heads are better than, smelly dead zhuge liang.

128、Elder sister are state-owned property, not for sale.

129、Flower is red, the person is different from the dog.

130、Humanism is a person, need not deliberately to life.

131、Please allow me to have left us in the river's lake.

132、I don't believe it, I only believe his hands to play.

133、Life is difficult to walk. Friends don't pay the dog!

134、Want to bite you, it's a pity that I am a hui people.

135、Who is the husband? All his mama of temporary workers!

136、As long as there is confidence, people will never foil.

137、At that time the impulse, of the children of the crisis.

138、Love at first sight, and failure again, three and exhaust.

139、Publicity, can to the gallery, also can be in the doghouse.

140、Don't give up, give up, do not have to go back on our word.

141、Compulsory courses to choose escape, elective course will run.

142、Don't be obsessed with sister, brother sister afraid of crime!

143、Wish into large outstanding students, liberal arts all not afraid.

144、Don't be infatuated with elder sister, your brother-in-law is a little wild!