You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of

Sample the whisky to check for

Take a large Check the whisky To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat

Make sure the whisky is still Cry another Turn off the Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried Mix on the If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a

Sample the whisky to check for Next, sift two cups of Or Who cares? Check the Now sift the lemon juice and strain your Add one Of sugar or Whatever you can

Grease the Turn the cake tin to 350 Don't forget to beat off the Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed A great fruit cake