1、Calling me ugly isn"t even an insult because I know already.

2、你必须非常努力，才能相信自己是真的无能为力。

3、如果你喜欢的不是我，那不好意思，这是你的问题。

4、I"m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire.

5、有时候你不努力一下，你都不知道什么叫绝望。

6、我是丑，但我能让你笑啊。

7、我的秘密天赋：啥也不做就很累。

8、我已经觉得明天我很累了。

9、If your crush isn"t me then sorry you"re wrong.

10、腿越粗，能放下的零食越多。

11、如果你看见我在公众场合露出迷之微笑，说明我被自己在脑袋里讲的笑话逗乐了。

12、The thicker your thighs are the more snacks you can lay on your lap.

13、说我丑根本算不上羞辱，因为我早就知道了。

14、真希望我是只猫，越胖越招人稀罕。

15、我已经厌倦了不是千万富翁的生活。

16、Sorry mom I can"t go outside. I"m ugly.

17、虽然我长得丑，但是买了漂亮衣服，我就可以丑的得漂亮。

18、抱歉妈妈，我不能出门。因为我丑。

19、You have to work very hard to believe that you are really powerless.

20、Later is the best time to do anything.

21、My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything.

22、I feel like I"m already tired tomorrow.

23、假如今天生活欺骗了你，不要悲伤不要哭泣，因为生活明天还会继续欺骗你。 If today"s life Has deceived you,don"t be sad and don"t be cry,because life will continue to cheat you tomorrow.

24、If you see me smiling in public it means I"m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.

25、When my parents ask me why I only have two dollars in my bank account.

26、因为我管不住自己这双手啊！我都被我自己嫌弃死了。

27、当爸妈问我为什么我银行账户里只有两块钱……

28、I"m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

29、Sometimes you don"t work hard,you don"t know what is despair.

30、I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you.

31、Although I am ugly,but I bought beautiful clothes,I can be pretty ugly.

32、Because I have no self-control and I hate myself.

33、I"m ugly but I can make you laugh.