1、I feel like I’m already tired tomorrow

明天還沒到，我就已經很累了。

2、 Three stages of life: Birth, WTF, Death

人生三階段：出生、不知道在幹麻、死亡

3、 I take super hot showers because I’d like to practice burning in hell

我喜歡洗超燙的熱水澡，為了將來下地獄做準備。

4、 People are always like “Are you a morning person or a night person?” and I’mjust like “Mate, I’m barely even a person”

人們常會問我：「你是個早起的人，還是晚睡的人呢?」而我總是心裡暗想：「夥伴，嚴格來說我不算是個人!」

5、 Me: I want to travel more Bank Account: Like to the park?

我：我想要多出去旅遊。我的銀行帳戶：哪裡?公園嗎?

6、 Always be yourself (Except during job interviews, the first few months of arelationship, or any type of social interaction)

記住，永遠都要做自己!(面試、交往前期以及各種社交場合除外)

7、 Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings How and where can Ireturn myself?

出生證明其實就是人類的收據，那請問一下我該去哪裡又如何把自己退貨呢?