幽默的英语（1）
推开记忆的窗，您像个快乐的音符拨动着我们炽热的心；像一本读不尽的书，总会在我们困惑时给予我们智慧，让我们豁然开朗，您就是我们最喜欢的英语老师。
英语老师姓韩，她个子中等，白皙的皮肤上镶着一双明亮的眼睛。老师的性格很幽默。记得有一次上课，一向在教师里批改作业的她，今天却站在教室门口迎接我们。等我走到她跟前，忽然，她张开硕大的嘴巴，对我说：“早上好，Mr吴！”她这一喊，可把我吓了一跳，使得我连滚带爬地坐在了座位上。虽然教室坐满了人，但一点声音都没有，而且他们都很严肃，好像有什么心事一样。老师为了活跃气氛，撸了撸袖子，清了清嗓子，翘起她那兰花指，扭了扭她那“小蛮腰”还抛出了几个妩媚的眼神。同学们看到后，都哈哈大笑起来，有些同学甚至都笑出了眼泪。等我们笑完了，才正正经经地上课。
在课上到一半的途中，老师挑起了一位男同学背单词，但他支支吾吾了半天，也没背对一个单词。这时，老师冲着我们说：“给他买个打火机吧！”我们都没明白老师的意思。“没明白吗？因为步步高打火机，哪里不会点哪里啊！”听了老师的话后，我们又笑了起来。
虽然我们一节课都在笑，但这让我们的记忆更加深刻了。
这就是我们最喜欢的老师，您是塑造人类灵魂的伟大工程师，您
是培育鲜艳花朵的辛勤园丁，您是哺育我们茁壮成长的慈母，我赞美您，喜欢您！
幽默的英语（2）
我的英语老师姓吴，性格很幽默。他的话语总能把大家逗的哈哈大笑。但有的时候，他的脾气会很“暴躁”。“暴躁”的原因是教室里总有人在说话，做小动作，所以老师的脾气并不坏，主要原因都是我们激怒了他，迫不得已才会发脾气的，只要我们上课认真听讲，相信过不了多久，老师的脾气会慢慢地变好的。
上英语课时，他会让我们先读五分钟的书，再给我们讲一两个笑话，让我们集中精力，开始上课。有一次，老师教我们“午饭”的英语，“午饭”的英语单词的发音和“难吃”相近，他就说：“学不好这个单词，中午回家吃午饭就会很难吃”。引得我们哄堂大笑。
还有一次，老师正在给我们讲课，有一个同学在下面做小动作，不认真听讲。突然老师发现了他，大声地说：“你给我上来！”此时，正在说话的同学迅速地闭上嘴巴，战战兢兢地走上讲台。我们的心里也为他捏了一把汗。那位同学刚上讲台就被老师打了一下手心，眼泪差点落下来。从此以后，他上课再也不敢做小动作了。正是这样的暴脾气，以后上英语课很少有人说话了。
吴老师虽然很“暴躁”，但我还是很喜欢他，喜欢他的幽默。
幽默的英语（3）
人们喜欢幽默要考虑，但我们其实很少有幽默感，我们希望我们的感觉。另一方面，有些人，可能想知道为什么我们应该打扰是幽默。下面给大家分享一些关于幽默的高一，希望对大家有帮助。
I like to watch movie so much, because I can learn a lot of things. Comedyis my favorite type of movie. Every time when I watch it, I will laugh outloudly. I find so much fun in comedy. It helps me to be humorous and make a lotof friends. A humorous person is always favored by all, as he can bringhappiness.
When we are chatting with our friends happily, suddenly if we are talkingabout the awkward topic, we need to do something to change this situation, whatare we gonna do? The answer is using your humor to make things seem easy, andthen your friends won’t take your awkward topic seriously. Humor is veryimportant, it can adjust the atmosphere, making things work easily. Life needshumor, without humor, life would be boring. Foreign people like to make friendswith humorous people, they can feel relax when they are chatting, while mostChinese people are always taking things too seriously. I like to make friendswith humorous guys, they make me feel life is easy, and we should positive aboutlife.
Humor is a flavor of our lives. Humor can soften relationship betweenpeople; humor can adjust the atmosphere of different occasions; humor can bringmore fun and joy to our lives.
First, humor is very necessary in communicating with others because it cansoften relationship between people. In the process of getting along with others,the occurrence of difference and contradiction is inevitable. Sometimes, when wewant to persuade others to agree with our points, we will find that our pointsare easier to be accepted if we argue in a humorous tone.
Second, humor can adjust the atmosphere of different occasions. A personhaving a good sense of humor is good at adjust the atmosphere. For example, in afamily, if the husband has a good sense humor, their family life would be moreharmonious because he can adjust the atmosphere in time to avoid the occurrenceof quarrel.
Finally, a person having a good sense of humor can bring fun and joy toothers. It is not difficult to find that a humorous person is always warmlywelcomed in any occasions because he can bring happiness to everywhere he goes.In addition, staying with the humorous people, we will find that we will be morepositive and our lives will be more wonderful.
Therefore, all of us need to learn some skills of humor and use themproperly so that we can make our lives be more wonderful.
Many people ask what happiness is. I don’t know why there are many peopleasking this question, because I think happiness is simple. As for me, I feelhappy when I do a good job in my study. Teachers praise me and my parents arehappy. Or, when I help others I feel happy. I am proud of myself. Besides,playing with my classmates or friends is happy, too. We always have a great timetogether. From above, they are all happiness.
Before I went to middle school, I lived with my grandparents. At that time,I stayed in the country, which was the most beautiful place for me. Early in themorning, I walked along the country road, appreciating the fresh air. We raiseda little dog. He was my best friend, and he accompanied me all the time. Nomatter what I did and where I went, the little dog was with me and I loved himso much. Sometimes I would pick up the fruit in the garden, sometimes I wouldcatch the fish in the clear river. It was such a happy childhood for me that Iwill never forget.
幽默的英语（4）
我的英语老师是高老师，怪不得她姓高，就连个子也是高高的。她很年轻，温柔美丽又不失幽默。
我最喜欢上她的课了，她漂亮的形象只要一站到讲台，就是一道美丽的风景线。她不但长得漂亮，声音也好听，说起话来声音柔柔的，听她讲课，就像听一首悦耳动听的歌。
她也很幽默，很多时候她给我们上课，就像在玩游戏，我们沉醉在她精彩的课程中，不知不觉学会了很多英语知识。我印象最深的.，是去年万圣节的时候，她让我们带上糖果，拿着南瓜灯，戴上巫师帽，在教室里唱着英语歌，玩起了英语游戏。高老师扮演了一个女鬼，在我眼里，她却一点也不可怕，反而是一个可爱的女鬼，她幽默可爱的样子逗得我们哈哈大笑。
可是有一次，她却不像往常一样温柔又幽默了，我第一次看到了她生气的样子。那天因为班里有很多同学连续两次没有交作业，高老师很生气，一走进教室，我就发现她脸上没有了往日的笑容，很严肃地对我们说：“有很多同学没有按时交作业，我很伤心，也很生气，我们这节课全班补写作业。”唉，没办法，我虽然每次都按时交作业，但是看到高老师生气的样子，我也只好“自认倒霉”了。
我虽然被“诛连”受到了一次惩罚，但是在我心里，高老师依然温柔美丽又幽默，是我们可爱的老师。
幽默的英语（5）
我们班的英语老师Mr。Yu是一个个子高高，体型中等的男老师。带着一副黑边眼镜，显得文质彬彬，他遇事淡定，还很幽默。
就拿那节课来说吧，课上Mr。Yu正在兴致勃勃地讲课，讲得手舞足蹈，我们也听得津津有味，突然，他停了下来，推了推眼镜说：我们不论做什么都要认真，大家看xxx，开小差开得特别认。Mr。Yu把特别二字拉得特别长，我们顺势看去，原来徐徐正专心地摆弄着什么，看到我们的目光，徐徐惭愧地低下了头说罢Mr。Yu继续上课，上着上着他又走到徐徐边上，敲了敲他的桌子，原来他又故伎重施，我心想：这下Mr。Yu该大发雷霆了，可没想到他只是轻描淡写地说了句：xxx同学，下课我邀请你到我办公室聊一聊啊。徐徐听了正襟危坐，不敢再乱动了。我暗自惊叹：Mr。Yu真是个高人，连批评人都那么不动声色，用语还非常幽默，效果却立竿见影。
Mr。Yu教育犯错的人的方法也很特别，有次英语课上我和同桌闹翻了天，有幸得到了他的邀请，下课来到了他的办公室。问清前因后果之后，他告诉我们要爱人如己，相互理解，之后给了我俩一人一包饼干，说：奖励你们以后和睦相处。就让我们回去上课了。犯了错还得奖励，这独特的惩罚，让我记忆犹新，直到现在我和同桌一直和睦相处。这独特的惩罚可不只有我俩领教过。以前徐徐和后面两位一上英语课就对着干，惩罚一次之后他们再也没有吵过。
这就是我的英语老师Mr。Yu，一个脸上总带着微笑，和气，幽默，像朋友一样的男老师。
幽默的英语（6）
Many people ask what happiness is. I don’t know why there are many peopleasking this question，because I think happiness is simple. As for me，I feelhappy when I do a good job in my study. Teachers praise me and my parents arehappy. Or，when I help others I feel happy. I am proud of myself. Besides，playing with my classmates or friends is happy，too. We always have a great timetogether. From above，they are all happiness.
幽默的英语（7）
我的英语老师姓吴，性格很幽默。他的话语总能把大家逗的哈哈大笑。但有的.时候，他的脾气会很“暴躁”。“暴躁”的原因是教室里总有人在说话，做小动作，所以老师的脾气并不坏，主要原因都是我们激怒了他，迫不得已才会发脾气的，只要我们上课认真听讲，相信过不了多久，老师的脾气会慢慢地变好的。
上英语课时，他会让我们先读五分钟的书，再给我们讲一两个笑话，让我们集中精力，开始上课。有一次，老师教我们“午饭”的英语，“午饭”的英语单词的发音和“难吃”相近，他就说：“学不好这个单词，中午回家吃午饭就会很难吃”。引得我们哄堂大笑。
还有一次，老师正在给我们讲课，有一个同学在下面做小动作，不认真听讲。突然老师发现了他，大声地说：“你给我上来！”此时，正在说话的同学迅速地闭上嘴巴，战战兢兢地走上讲台。我们的心里也为他捏了一把汗。那位同学刚上讲台就被老师打了一下手心，眼泪差点落下来。从此以后，他上课再也不敢做小动作了。正是这样的暴脾气，以后上英语课很少有人说话了。
吴老师虽然很“暴躁”，但我还是很喜欢他，喜欢他的幽默。
初一:随便之人
幽默的英语（8）
在我们平凡的日常里，大家都接触过作文吧，作文是一种言语活动，具有高度的综合性和创造性。如何写一篇有思想、有文采的作文呢？以下是小编精心整理的幽默的英语老师作文，希望对大家有所帮助。
步入初中，认识了许多同学和老师。我有很多个老师，每个老师各自的性格特点也不同，比如数学老师，喜欢执着；历史老师，和蔼可亲……
但是在这些老师中，我最喜欢英语老师。他有火一样蓬勃的头发，表示出他那活泼的性格；他有一张爱笑的脸，散露出他诙谐幽默的心态；深邃的眼睛略带蓝色，有一种不能不让人笑的感觉，整个描写出他活泼幽默的性格。
一次上课，英语老师一边上网查歌，一边叫我们读单词。过了一会儿，单词读完了歌也下完了。老师就打开歌词，打开千千静听放歌。老师说：“我们来唱首歌吧！叫Bingo！”说完，老师用手拿起指挥棒，走了下来，一边指挥着我们，一边唱歌。大家都非常感兴趣，尤其是唱到“B——i——n——g——o！”的`时候，老师唱得非常大声，脸上洋溢着笑容，手摇来摇去，嘴巴成“O”形，身体倾斜着。我们看到这幅情景，笑得前仰后俯的。歌唱完了，老师不慌不忙地说：“现在我们来做一个小游戏吧！首先，先抄好25个单词，之后我再念单词，念到你写的那个单词你就画一下，当你连续画了五个并排单词时，你就喊‘Bingo’！有奖励加分的哦！懂不懂？”之后，我们兴致勃勃地抄好了单词，等待着老师来报。英语老师故意地清清嗓子，提醒我们快开始了，要做好准备。可是我们却被老师这个动作搞得哈哈大笑起来……
随着第一个单词的开始，大家都在认真地画单词。20秒钟过后，教室里突然响起一声“Bingo”，刚要下讲台的老师的脚步停在了半空中，眼睛瞪得大大的，吃惊地望着那位喊“Bingo”的同学，愣了几秒才说话：“哇，你也太幸运了吧，我才报了5个，你一下子就Bingo了，太牛了吧！加分！”之后一个个Bingo声响起了，可把英语老师围地团团转的。英语老师说：“怎么这么多呀！我都快忙不过来了！”“铃铃铃”下课了，我笑嘻嘻地对老师说：“老师，您这下可以轻松轻松了啊！”老师听了，哈哈地笑了。
哈哈，这就是我们幽默活泼的英语老师了，怎么样，羡慕不？
幽默的英语（9）
This pampered young lady had left her family for the first time to join the college and was feeling quite lonely on She decided to cook a Thanksgiving dinner for She was narrating her first experience in the kitchen to her mother and mother really wanted to know about the When asked how the food was, the lady replied with a shudder that though the ready-made soup and pizza were great, she had quite a trouble with Trying to get to the root of the problem, the mother asked, "Was it burnt?" The lady replied, "Oh! I couldn't taste it It simply wouldn't sit still!"
一位养尊处优的年轻小姐头一回离家去上大学，到了感恩节她倍感孤单。她决定为自己做一顿感恩节大餐。她正在向自己的母亲描述自己第一次做饭的经历，而母亲也很想知道结果如何。当被问及做得好不好吃，这位小姐打了一个颤说，尽管速食汤和批萨不错，但是烹饪火鸡时却遇到了不小的麻烦。她的母亲想找到问题的根源，于是就问她：“是不是烤焦了?”这位小姐回答道：“哦，我没法品尝它，妈妈。火鸡就是不肯老实地坐着!”
幽默的英语（10）
The escalating sales of turkey legs inspired a poultry farmer to research and breed a turkey with more legs and thus, reap more profits for It was only after many years that he finally succeeded in breeding one with six legs! The news of his success reached the media and reporters questioned him about the taste of the turkey he had The intellectual whispered with a grave face, "What I wouldn't give to catch it!"
火鸡腿的热销让一名家禽饲养员想研究培育出一个有更多条腿的火鸡品种，从而可以获利更多。许多年后，他终于成功培育出一只有六条腿的火鸡!他成功的新闻被媒体获悉，到访的记者们询问他这只火鸡的味道如何。这名智者一脸严肃地低声说道：“我倒是想告诉你呢，但是我压根抓不住啊!”
幽默的英语（11）
Here is a funny (and repelling!) trick to do in front of your friends just before dinner, if you do not want them to eat too much on your Load your plate up high with everything including the salad, a piece of turkey, a bit of soup and some bread Toss it all in the blender and offer your new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake to You can be sure to delay the dinnertime by an hour at least with this
如果你不想请客吃饭时被朋友吃掉太多钱，以下是开饭前的一个小窍门。把自己盘子里的食物堆得高高的，包括沙拉、一块火鸡、一点汤和一些面包渣。把这些食物全搅在一起，然后请其他人吃你新发明的“感恩节减肥奶昔”。靠这个窍门你绝对能把用餐时间推迟一小时。
幽默的英语（12）
I like to watch movie so much, because I can learn a lot of Comedy is my favorite type of Every time when I watch it, I will laugh out I find so much fun in It helps me to be humorous and make a lot of A humorous person is always favored by all, as he can bring
幽默的英语（13）
Humor is a flavor of our Humor can soften relationship between people; humor can adjust the atmosphere of different occasions; humor can bring more fun and joy to our
First, humor is very necessary in communicating with others because it can soften relationship between In the process of getting along with others, the occurrence of difference and contradiction is Sometimes, when we want to persuade others to agree with our points, we will find that our points are easier to be accepted if we argue in a humorous
Second, humor can adjust the atmosphere of different A person having a good sense of humor is good at adjust the For example, in a family, if the husband has a good sense humor, their family life would be more harmonious because he can adjust the atmosphere in time to avoid the occurrence of
Finally, a person having a good sense of humor can bring fun and joy to It is not difficult to find that a humorous person is always warmly welcomed in any occasions because he can bring happiness to everywhere he In addition, staying with the humorous people, we will find that we will be more positive and our lives will be more
Therefore, all of us need to learn some skills of humor and use them properly so that we can make our lives be more
幽默的英语（14）
I like to see American TV series so much, because not only the plot attracts me so much, but also I can learn the English spoken Recently, I fall in love with Two Broke Girls, it is so funny and makes me laugh Besides the humorous plot, I am also inspired by the characters’ Though the two girls are poor and work as the waitress in the small restaurant, they never give up their They make the plans for their dreams, even they meet all kinds of difficulties, they are still positive about their I learn things from them, I keep the positive attitude towards
幽默的英语（15）
从小学到初中，我遇到了不少老师，他们有的幽默搞笑，有的和蔼可亲，有的严厉有加……他们身上这些鲜明的特点，都让我记忆犹新。今天，我要给大家说的是我现在的英语老师——李老师。
我们的英语老师——李老师是一位幽默、风趣的老师。刚接到我们班，他就给我们规定，不允许我们叫他老师，必须喊他“sir”或者“先生”。这是为什么呢?看到我们一脸疑惑，李老师解释说，学校里姓李的老师那么多，如果你们有事找我时，刚好现场有几个李老师，我怎么知道你们找谁呢。听到这里，同学们都笑了。原来李老师是因为这个呢。
李老师的幽默还体现在教学中。那是发生在英语课上提问时间里的一件事。那是一节英语小自习，一上课，李老师便开始了他那总统式的讲话。讲完后，马上就响起了雷鸣般的掌声。“好，停下来。”李老师发话了。我们马上就安静下来。“现在是提问时间，下面，我来提问，你们来回答。”老师刚问完问题，小明便高高地把手举了起来，好像回答问题非他莫属似的。
果然，老师叫到了他。接下来，有趣的一幕便发生了。李老师说：“小明，你来选择一个答案。”小明说：“答案是A。”“你确定吗?”同学们开始七嘴八舌，小明一脸疑惑地说：“好像就是A吧!”李老师接着说：“答案真的是A吗?说错了可是要罚写作业的!”小明马上改变了答案，说“答案是B!”李老师笑了笑说：“答案其实是A，你为什么不坚信自己的思考结果呢?”小明的脸马上红了起来，害羞地低下了头，同学们笑了起来。李老师严肃说到：“你们笑什么?我知道在我第一次否决时，你们一定有很多人改变了答案。这说明，你们没有真正掌握这个知识点，你们不敢肯定自己的答案。”听完李老师的话，我们立即停住了笑。
李老师就是这样一位幽默风趣的老师。我们都很喜欢上他的课。因为他在上课的时候，会通过讲故事的形式，将学习英语的方法和做人的道理教给我们。这一点，正是他深受同学爱戴的原因。
我很庆幸，我能够遇到李老师这样的好老师。他那三句话不离一个道理的特点，已经深深地烙在我的脑海里。未来的三年，我一定会珍惜与李老师相伴的日子，跟着李老师学习，跟着李老师做人。
作者|济水一中初一学生 赵璐阳
幽默的英语（16）
Humor is a kind of talent, is a kind of power, or the face of our common human living dilemma and created a civilization. It is expressed in the form of pleasure of sincere, generous and kind heart. It is like closing the miles of space that intervene between a man and a pressure bridge, make up the gap between people, is hard and hope to establish a good relationship with others of the indispensable thing, is also a hope every necessary to reduce his life return on crutch.
When as a natural person live in society, you can consciously or unconsciously must be a social person, that is not willing to or not depends on you. Assimilate social or assimilation by the society. Is, the power of humor does not make you gain or lose weight, not to help you pay the bill, not temple also help you work, but it can help you solve the problem of interpersonal relationship, to coordinate the relationship between the age or forget years. When you want to be a can overcome obstacles, to win others to like and trust the person, don't ignore the magical powers.
幽默是一种艺术，是人主中不可缺少的喜剧。正因它的存在，使世界充满了欢乐。
幽默是一种才华，是一种力量，或者说是人类面对共同的生活困境而创造出来的一种文明。它以愉悦的方式表达人的真诚、大方和心灵的善良。它象一压桥梁拉近人与人之间的距离，弥补人与人之间的鸿沟，是奋发向上者和希望与他人建立良好关系者不可缺少的东西，也是每一个希望减轻自己人生重提的人所必需依靠的“拐杖”。
当作为一名自然人生活在社会中时，你就自觉不自觉地非成为一名社会人不可，这并非决定于你的愿意与否。同化社会或被社会同化。固然，幽默的力量不会使你长高或减肥，不合帮你付清帐单，也不寺帮你干活，但它的确能帮助你解决人际关系问题，协调同龄或忘年之间的关系。当你希望成为一个能克服障碍、赢得他人喜欢和信任的人时，千万别忽视这股神奇的力量。