A Woman and Her Son 一个女人和她的儿子
a woman got on a bus with her son. the conductor asked, "how old is this boy?" "four," replied the woman.
then the conductor asked the boy, "how old are you, sonny?" "four, " replied the boy.
the conductor said, "well, i'll let him ride free this time, but i know what he's going to be when he grows up." the woman asked, "what is he going to be?"
"either a giant or a liar1."
一个女人带着她的儿子上了一部公共汽车。售票员问她:“这个孩子几岁啦?”女人回答说:“4岁”。
售票员就问那个男孩:“乖孩子,你几岁啦?”男孩回答说:“4岁”。
售票员就说:“好吧,这次就让他免票乘车了,不过,我知道他长大后会成为一个什么样的人。英语小故事”女人问他:“会成为一个什么人哪?”
“不是成为一个大人物,就是成为一个说谎者。”