消灭作业怪兽
“你是谁?”
"who are you?"
“我是杨淇奥特曼。”
"i'm yang qi ultraman."
“你又是谁?”
"and who are you?"
“我是作业怪兽。”
"i'm a homework monster."
一听是作业怪兽,我就用超级无敌脚把它踢在半空,再用头上的必杀无疑飞镖把它劈成两半……
as soon as i heard that it was a work monster, i kicked it in the air with super invincible feet, and then split it in two with the inevitable dart on my head
来到教室,同学们都夸我是小英雄,为大家做了一件大好事。从此以后,同学们再以不写作业了。
when i came to the classroom, the students all praised me as a little hero and did a good thing for everyone. from then on, the students stopped doing their homework.
老师进来了,问道:“杨淇,你的作业呢?”
the teacher came in and asked, "yang qi, what about your homework?"
“啊?作业……作业怪兽不是被我消灭了吗?”我奇怪地说。
"ah? homework. didn't i kill the operation monster? " i said strangely.
“我听不懂,打板子,什么作业怪兽?”老师生气了。
"i don't understand. what kind of homework monster is it?" the teacher was angry.
“啪——”板子打在了我的屁股上。
"pa -" the board hit my ass.
我惊醒了,叹道:“哦,原来是一场梦。”
i woke up and sighed, "oh, it's a dream."
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