我的傻瓜爸爸

我的爸爸是傻瓜，我爱我的傻瓜爸。

my father is a fool. i love my stupid father.

说我的爸爸傻，一点也不假。妈妈成天挂在嘴上，说我爸爸傻人吉相，傻瓜傻福。我也知道我的爸爸确实有点儿傻。他在家里常常做错事……做菜不是忘了放盐，就是忘了放味精。烧饭不是烧糊了就是没有把米煮熟。有一次，他居然吃馍沾墨汁，我们都哈哈大笑，他不但不笑，还傻声傻腔地说：“好吃，好吃。”

it's true that my father is stupid. my mother always said that my father is a fool, a fool. i also know that my father is a bit silly. he often does wrong at home i forgot to put salt or monosodium glutamate in cooking. cooking is either burnt or not cooked. once, we all laughed when he even ate a bun dipped in ink. he not only didn't laugh, but also said in a silly voice: "delicious, delicious."

有一天早晨，我们正在吃早餐，爸爸刚吃一口，抬头一看表，就急忙拎起衣服往厂里跑。妈妈说：“不要紧，他一会就会回来的。”果然不出所料，不大一会儿，爸爸回来了。原来他忘了是星期天。

one morning, we were having breakfast. as soon as dad took a bite and looked up at his watch, he hurriedly picked up his clothes and ran to the factory. mom said, "it doesn't matter. he will come back later." as expected, not long after that, dad came back. he forgot it was sunday.

前年暑假里的一天，我们全家人正在吃午餐，忽然乌云翻滚，霎时间倾盆大雨铺天盖地落下来，爸爸慌忙拿起家里唯一的一件雨衣就往外跑，我和妈妈连声喊“豆酱……”可爸爸好象没听见似的，一个劲往雨里钻。我们只好眼睁睁地看着大雨把墙头上的一盆豆酱冲走。一会儿，雨停了，爸爸像个落汤鸡，气喘吁吁地奔进门就问：“你们怎么样？”妈妈气冲冲地说：“我们，我们，你心里哪有我们！”爸爸“嘿嘿”地傻笑两声，一边脱下上衣拧水，一边陪着笑脸说：“厂里进口的两袋原料放在窗口旁，我猛然想起下班时没有关窗口，幸好及时赶到，要不然，要不然……哎──亏你还是个党员呢！是我这个千把人的厂重要，还是你那盆豆酱重要？这可是个原则问题啊！”“原则”是什么问题，我心里小声嘀咕着。

one day in the summer vacation the year before last, our family was having lunch. suddenly, the dark clouds rolled, and suddenly the rain poured down. dad hurriedly picked up the only raincoat at home and ran out. my mother and i shouted "bean paste." but dad didn't seem to hear him. he went into the rain with all his strength. we had to watch the heavy rain wash away a pot of soy sauce on the wall. after a while, the rain stopped. dad ran into the door like a drowned rat, panting and asking, "how are you doing？" mother said angrily, "we, we, where do you have us in your heart!" my father giggled twice, taking off his coat and wringing the water, while accompanying his smiling face, he said: "the two bags of raw materials imported from the factory are placed by the window. i suddenly remembered that i didn't close the window when i got off work. fortunately, i arrived in time, otherwise, otherwise ah - thank you for being a party member! is my factory of thousands of people important, or is your pot of soy sauce important？ it's a matter of principle! " what is the problem of "principle", i murmured in my heart.

现在，我才知道爸爸一点也不傻。我跟爸爸比起来，还差得很远。等我长大了，我也要像爸爸那样，做一个大大的傻瓜。我的爸爸是傻瓜，我爱我的傻瓜爸。

now, i know dad is not stupid at all. i'm far from dad. when i grow up, i will be a big fool like my father. my father is a fool. i love my stupid father.