朋友圈好玩的英语说说

1、泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。

i don't even want the basin for the water poured out.

2、不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友！

not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

3、看你骨骼精奇，是块和我在一起的好料。

look at your wonderful skeleton. it's a good material to be with me.

4、走自己的路，让别人打车去吧！

go your own way and let others take a taxi!

5、想要所谓的好：就请放下那所谓的面子。

want the so-called good: please put down that so-called face.

6、希望合适，和喜欢能撞个满怀。

hope to fit, and like to meet full.

7、不必对每个人都好，他们又不给你打钱。

you don't have to be nice to everyone, and they don't give you money.

8、你站在那不要动！等我飞奔过去！

you stand there and don't move! wait for me to run!

9、你再任性我就要嫁给你了。

i'm going to marry you again.

10、喜欢是甘愿，是互相迁就，是一口一口吃掉你。

like is willing, is mutual accommodation, is a bite to eat you.

11、你们快走开！危险！我感觉我要萌炸了！

you go away! danger! i feel like i'm going to explode!

12、说好一起到白头，你却偷偷焗了油。

we agreed to go to the white head together, but you secretly baked oil.

13、遇上你，我再也不便秘。

i'll never be constipated when i meet you.

14、放在心上的男孩，以后也要放在床上。

the boy in my heart will be on the bed in the future.

15、有时候肥也是一种美，起码我肥而不腻。

sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least i am fat but not greasy.

16、眼泪的存在，是为了证明悲伤不是一场幻觉。

tears exist to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

17、会有始料不及的运气，会有突如其来的欢喜。

there will be unexpected luck, there will be sudden joy.

18、谢谢那些曾经击倒我的人，躺着真的很舒服。

thanks to those who have knocked me down. it's really comfortable to lie down.

19、你那么甜，不适合风吹日晒，适合躺在我怀里。

you are so sweet, not suitable for the wind and sun, suitable for lying in my arms.

20、小时候的我梦想有很多，可现在我只想发财。

when i was a child, i had a lot of dreams, but now i just want to be rich.

21、有人说我懒得抽筋，其实我连抽筋都懒得抽。

some people say i'm too lazy to have cramps. in fact, i don't even have cramps.

22、早安午安晚安，你不知道没有你我很不安。

good morning good afternoon good night. you don't know i'm upset without you.

23、眼睛是心灵的窗户，我觉得你的窗户该擦擦了。

eyes are the windows of the soul. i think your windows should be wiped.

24、你这么针对我，是不是想睡我。

do you want to sleep with me.

25、做一只可爱的小仙女，然后把全世界都变可爱。

be a lovely fairy and make the whole world lovely.

26、如果有一天你死了，一定是贱死的。

if one day you die, it must be cheap.

27、好好照顾自己，不行就换我来照顾你。

take good care of yourself. if not, i will take care of you.

28、早知道这么累了，当初就不下凡了。

i knew i was so tired that i didn't go down to the world at the beginning.

29、不要轻易说爱，许下的承诺就是欠下的债！

don't say love easily, promise is debt!

30、我擅长气人，拉远距离，斩断人际关系。

i'm good at making people angry, pulling distance and cutting off interpersonal relationships.

31、想当年，姐最瘦的时候才六斤半！

in those years, my sister was only six and a half catties when she was the thinnest!

32、先生，我能做你未来的夫人嘛。

sir, i can be your future wife.

33、谁说我不会乐器？我退堂鼓打的可好了。

who said i can't play musical instruments？ i'm out of the house and i'm good at it.

34、吃别人吃不下的苦，才会享别人享不了的福。

if you eat what others can't eat, you will enjoy the happiness that others can't enjoy.

35、世界上最痛苦的三角恋，我爱食物，脂肪爱我。

the most painful love triangle in the world, i love food, fat love me.

36、我一向勇于认错，坚决不改。

i have always been brave enough to admit my mistakes and never change them.

37、蓝精灵对着阿凡达唱：长大后，我就成了你。

the smurfs sing to avatar: i'll be you when i grow up.

38、梦想被狗吃了，然后过上了狗样的生活。

then the dog's life was eaten.

39、我的爱即使廉价、也轮不到对你打折。

even if my love is cheap, it can't give you a discount.

40、想给你脖子种满草莓，向全世界宣称你是我的。

i want to plant strawberries all over your neck and claim to the world that you are mine.

41、我只是觉得你很甜想把你尝遍。

i just think you're sweet and want to taste you all over.

42、冰冻三尺非一日之寒，小腹三层非一日之馋！

rome wasn't built in a day. three layers of the stomach are not a day's hunger!

43、脸皮怎么那么厚，让猪皮情何以勘。

how thick the skin is, how can we explore the pig skin.

44、如果你敢靠近我，小心我抱你走哦。

if you dare to get close to me, be careful that i hold you.

45、世界一直很残忍，你不做戏子只能做玩偶。

the world has always been cruel. you can only be a doll if you don't play.

46、我不喜欢你，像吃了花椒的邻居，麻了隔壁。

i don't like you, like the neighbor who ate pepper, numb next door.

47、你好，你让我心动了，请负责。

hello, you let me heart, please be responsible.

48、过了这个村，依旧有这个店，因为是连锁店。

after this village, there is still this shop, because it is a chain store.

49、同样都是小宝贝，凭什么我要让着你啊。

they are all little babies. why should i let you.

50、虽然认输不会死，但我死也不认输。

although i will not die if i give up, i will not.